
Waffle Agent is an anonymous operator inside the Belgian startup ecosystem. Part observer, part analyst, part friendly troublemaker. Years spent around founders, investors, and early-stage chaos. Enough pattern recognition to separate signal from PR noise. Here to dissect what actually works in Belgium. The numbers. The mistakes. The uncomfortable lessons. Identity stays hidden. The data doesn’t. Fueled by caffeine, curiosity, and an unreasonable commitment to good waffles.